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[rednecking]

Send me directions and I'll be come down.

Just how much meat are we talking here?

[torsion]

Give me a minute to figure that out...

Just enough for one compact woman and one shipmate to carry, obviously. Don't worry, I'm going to share. I'm not just using you for your muscles. ;)

[rednecking]

You could've said big strong and manly shipmate, you know, just to thoroughly convince me to come down faster.

[torsion]

Thought I was the big, strong, and manly shipmate?

But hey, if that's what gets you to move your ass, I guess I'll keep it in mind.

[ Lookie there, she managed to figure out how to MapQuest herself. ]

[rednecking]

Why can't we both be big and manly?

I'll upgrade my lumbering walk to a somewhat quick swagger, then. Give me fifteen.

[torsion]

Okay! I accept this, especially since I don't think just barely hitting 5'5" on my end is going to change anytime soon.

Be still, my beating heart. Thanks for the help, pal. ;)

[rednecking]

Don't they always say size doesn't matter?

Anytime.

[torsion]

Some people are liars. Hope you didn't learn that phrase from personal experience!

Move faster! It's really awkward standing outside a butchery with a stack of meat, you know!

[rednecking]

Do I look like a guy with size problems?

I'm moving as fast as I can, I can't teleport.

[torsion]

I feel as if you're a glutton for punishment. You are, aren't you?

Hey, I don't know if you've developed any cool and useful powers over the past 72 or so hours. Too bad, would be handy...

[rednecking]

I plead the fifth.

If only. Got any places that offer that sort of thing? Us normal humans seem to be in the minority.

[torsion]

Point.

I feel like getting a hold of an ability like that is more trouble than it's worth. Probably have to have all your blood removed and replaced or something crazy like that.

Anyway, who told you I was normal? ;)

[rednecking]

If it comes down to that then yeah, it isn't worth the trouble. But if it's just a snap of the fingers then I'm in.

What, are you a mutant or something?

[torsion]

I'm alright as I am, I think. Even if this hypothetical teleportation scenario could be tempting.

Ha ha, no. Hate to disappoint but I'm human (and American). Dad's French-American and Mom's mom was half-Japanese; formerly settled in the midwest but I typically hang my hat in Canada these days.

No special powers or anything. :(

[rednecking]

My only real excuse is that I'm lazy. Teleporting places appeals to my laziness.

Well damn, and here I was getting my hopes up to meet another mutant.

[torsion]

I want to think that's a joke, but I get the feeling it isn't. You'd probably gain a lot of weight that way.

Sorry, just normal human Jill. Maybe you'll meet a non-human Jill to replace me with if you keep your hopes up.

[rednecking]

You say that like it's a bad thing. Or like I don't got a crazy metabolism.

I was joking, ma'am. Other place I was in, plain old humans were few and far between.

[torsion]

Not going to pretend I don't find guys while they're bulking attractive.

I know it's not a joke because you sure as heck did just ma'am me.

Same here. Used to be human, though, I guess is the more correct term.