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[rednecking]

I plead the fifth.

If only. Got any places that offer that sort of thing? Us normal humans seem to be in the minority.

[torsion]

Point.

I feel like getting a hold of an ability like that is more trouble than it's worth. Probably have to have all your blood removed and replaced or something crazy like that.

Anyway, who told you I was normal? ;)

[rednecking]

If it comes down to that then yeah, it isn't worth the trouble. But if it's just a snap of the fingers then I'm in.

What, are you a mutant or something?

[torsion]

I'm alright as I am, I think. Even if this hypothetical teleportation scenario could be tempting.

Ha ha, no. Hate to disappoint but I'm human (and American). Dad's French-American and Mom's mom was half-Japanese; formerly settled in the midwest but I typically hang my hat in Canada these days.

No special powers or anything. :(

[rednecking]

My only real excuse is that I'm lazy. Teleporting places appeals to my laziness.

Well damn, and here I was getting my hopes up to meet another mutant.

[torsion]

I want to think that's a joke, but I get the feeling it isn't. You'd probably gain a lot of weight that way.

Sorry, just normal human Jill. Maybe you'll meet a non-human Jill to replace me with if you keep your hopes up.

[rednecking]

You say that like it's a bad thing. Or like I don't got a crazy metabolism.

I was joking, ma'am. Other place I was in, plain old humans were few and far between.

[torsion]

Not going to pretend I don't find guys while they're bulking attractive.

I know it's not a joke because you sure as heck did just ma'am me.

Same here. Used to be human, though, I guess is the more correct term.