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[torsion]

I'm alright as I am, I think. Even if this hypothetical teleportation scenario could be tempting.

Ha ha, no. Hate to disappoint but I'm human (and American). Dad's French-American and Mom's mom was half-Japanese; formerly settled in the midwest but I typically hang my hat in Canada these days.

No special powers or anything. :(

[rednecking]

My only real excuse is that I'm lazy. Teleporting places appeals to my laziness.

Well damn, and here I was getting my hopes up to meet another mutant.

[torsion]

I want to think that's a joke, but I get the feeling it isn't. You'd probably gain a lot of weight that way.

Sorry, just normal human Jill. Maybe you'll meet a non-human Jill to replace me with if you keep your hopes up.

[rednecking]

You say that like it's a bad thing. Or like I don't got a crazy metabolism.

I was joking, ma'am. Other place I was in, plain old humans were few and far between.

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Not going to pretend I don't find guys while they're bulking attractive.

I know it's not a joke because you sure as heck did just ma'am me.

Same here. Used to be human, though, I guess is the more correct term.